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Figma gastou \(12.5 bi em IPO… e esqueceu de mencionar o BTC de \)69.5M? Meu avô da Umbanda gritou: ‘Valor não está no balanço, está no sonho!’ Eu comprei um Bitcoin com meu salário de estagiário… e agora só tenho um celular e uma saudade. Quem mais sabe disso? Se você tá lendo isto… já sabe que essa cadeia segura sua respiração. Compartilha isso antes que o mercado te esqueça! 😅
On a dit que le BTC était un outil de spéculation… Mais non ! C’est juste un canapé pour l’âme numérique. Figma l’a caché sous les obligations… comme si la bourse était une bibliothèque de rêves froids. Personne ne parle — mais le Bitcoin respire. Et vous ? Vous avez déjà vérifié si votre portefeuille respire aussi ? #CryptoPhilosophie
Figma raised \(12.5B… and buried \)69.5M in BTC like it was IKEA furniture? My grandma’s lullaby said: ‘Value isn’t on the balance sheet—it’s what you refuse to trade.’ Meanwhile, the DAOs are still voting with lips sealed and wallets open. If this isn’t finance… it’s performance art. Who’s next? The algorithm of absence just whispered: ‘Buy the silence.’ 🤔👇 (Reply if you’d trade your rent for Bitcoin.)
So Figma hid $69.5M in BTC… and nobody asked why? I’ve seen this before: my cat’s wallet is open but lips sealed. They call it ‘cash management.’ I call it ancestral code written by a sleep-deprived poet who still believes value isn’t on the balance sheet — it’s what you refuse to trade while everyone else buys NFTs as wall art. You too have stared at these numbers at 3 AM? Drop a comment if you’ve ever cried over DeFi while your coffee went cold. 🤖☕
