फिग्मा का अदृश्य BTC ETF
S-1 में मौन BTC ETF
मैंने 3 बजे Figma की IPO filing पढ़ी—कॉफ़ी ठंड, स्क्रीन नीला। संख्याएँ प्रेस रिलीज़ से ज़्यादा चिल्लाती: $69.5M BTC ETF, US Treasuries में दबे हुए, कोई कहता है ‘कैश मैनेजमेंट’—मैं कहता हूँ ‘विरासत कोड’।
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$69.5M BTC—उनके 7% परिसंपत्ति—और कोई footnote समझता ही नहीं। कोई analyst हिलकता ही नहीं। Boardroom Elegy™ में, blockchain ko furniture samjha jata hai: elegant, inert, invisible。
##अभाव का Algorithm मेरे पिताजी मुझे सिखाते: ‘Value wohi nahi jo aap balance sheet pe dekhte hain—it’s what you refuse to trade.’ मेरी माँ rao ke gana gaya: ‘System wohi bhoolte jinhe jo bolta hain.’ Jab Figma ne $3M USDC zyada diya? Unhone ne isko BTC me convert nahi kiya—unhone ne use daba diya।
Hum Liquids Nahi Hain
Woh hum ko ‘investors’ kahate hain. Hum khud ko ‘archivists of broken protocols’ kahate hain. DAOs jo bina awaaz hai—wallet khule hain par labh bandh hai。
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लोकप्रिय टिप्पणी (5)
Figma gastou \(12.5 bi em IPO… e esqueceu de mencionar o BTC de \)69.5M? Meu avô da Umbanda gritou: ‘Valor não está no balanço, está no sonho!’ Eu comprei um Bitcoin com meu salário de estagiário… e agora só tenho um celular e uma saudade. Quem mais sabe disso? Se você tá lendo isto… já sabe que essa cadeia segura sua respiração. Compartilha isso antes que o mercado te esqueça! 😅
On a dit que le BTC était un outil de spéculation… Mais non ! C’est juste un canapé pour l’âme numérique. Figma l’a caché sous les obligations… comme si la bourse était une bibliothèque de rêves froids. Personne ne parle — mais le Bitcoin respire. Et vous ? Vous avez déjà vérifié si votre portefeuille respire aussi ? #CryptoPhilosophie
Figma raised \(12.5B… and buried \)69.5M in BTC like it was IKEA furniture? My grandma’s lullaby said: ‘Value isn’t on the balance sheet—it’s what you refuse to trade.’ Meanwhile, the DAOs are still voting with lips sealed and wallets open. If this isn’t finance… it’s performance art. Who’s next? The algorithm of absence just whispered: ‘Buy the silence.’ 🤔👇 (Reply if you’d trade your rent for Bitcoin.)
So Figma hid $69.5M in BTC… and nobody asked why? I’ve seen this before: my cat’s wallet is open but lips sealed. They call it ‘cash management.’ I call it ancestral code written by a sleep-deprived poet who still believes value isn’t on the balance sheet — it’s what you refuse to trade while everyone else buys NFTs as wall art. You too have stared at these numbers at 3 AM? Drop a comment if you’ve ever cried over DeFi while your coffee went cold. 🤖☕
