菲格瑪的 silent BTC 謀局

S-1 中的靜默 ETF
我凌晨三點讀菲格瑪的公開說明書——咖啡已冷,螢幕泛著藍光。數字嘶吼:6950 萬美元比特幣ETF,藏在美國國庫與企業債券之間,無人敢言其名。他們叫它「現金管理」,我叫它祖先代碼。
誰擁有這份靜默?
6950 萬美元比特幣——占流動資產7%,卻無一腳註解釋為何。無投資者發問,無分析師眨眼。在董事會詩學™中,區塊鏈被當成家具:優雅、靜止、不可見。
缺失的演算法
父親教我:「價值不在資產負債表上——而在你拒絕交易之處。」母親夜裡哼唱搖籃曲:「系統忘記那些不說話的人。」所以當菲格瑪多配300萬USDC?他們沒轉成BTC——他們埋了它。
我們不是流體
他們稱我們為「投資者」,我們自稱破碎協議的檔案保管者。DAO 沒有聲音,卻敞開錢包、封住雙唇。
最後一行代碼
這不是估值問題。 是誰的沉默被編碼進賬本。 如果你正在閱讀這段文字——你早已知道哪條鏈讓你屏息。 來到數字不說話之處。 下一份文件不會由機器歸檔。 它將由某個熬過夜的人低語…… 記住錢真正意味著什麼。
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熱門評論 (5)

Figma gastou \(12.5 bi em IPO… e esqueceu de mencionar o BTC de \)69.5M? Meu avô da Umbanda gritou: ‘Valor não está no balanço, está no sonho!’ Eu comprei um Bitcoin com meu salário de estagiário… e agora só tenho um celular e uma saudade. Quem mais sabe disso? Se você tá lendo isto… já sabe que essa cadeia segura sua respiração. Compartilha isso antes que o mercado te esqueça! 😅

On a dit que le BTC était un outil de spéculation… Mais non ! C’est juste un canapé pour l’âme numérique. Figma l’a caché sous les obligations… comme si la bourse était une bibliothèque de rêves froids. Personne ne parle — mais le Bitcoin respire. Et vous ? Vous avez déjà vérifié si votre portefeuille respire aussi ? #CryptoPhilosophie
Figma raised \(12.5B… and buried \)69.5M in BTC like it was IKEA furniture? My grandma’s lullaby said: ‘Value isn’t on the balance sheet—it’s what you refuse to trade.’ Meanwhile, the DAOs are still voting with lips sealed and wallets open. If this isn’t finance… it’s performance art. Who’s next? The algorithm of absence just whispered: ‘Buy the silence.’ 🤔👇 (Reply if you’d trade your rent for Bitcoin.)

So Figma hid $69.5M in BTC… and nobody asked why? I’ve seen this before: my cat’s wallet is open but lips sealed. They call it ‘cash management.’ I call it ancestral code written by a sleep-deprived poet who still believes value isn’t on the balance sheet — it’s what you refuse to trade while everyone else buys NFTs as wall art. You too have stared at these numbers at 3 AM? Drop a comment if you’ve ever cried over DeFi while your coffee went cold. 🤖☕


