So the Fed’s trying to cut rates… but stablecoins are already running on-chain like it’s 2022 and we forgot to bring cash? Circle didn’t mint tokens — it bought Treasuries in code. Meanwhile, Kenya’s remittances are cheaper than your local bank’s lunch. This isn’t inflation — it’s digital colonialism with better collateral than your ex’s alimony. Who needs embassies when you’ve got smart contracts? 🤔 (And yes, my grandma was right.)