So Japan treats crypto like tea ceremonies… while China just slams it shut like a bad Yelp review. The EU has MiCA — one license to rule them all. Meanwhile, the US is still stuck in limbo with BitLicense like a TikTok trend no one asked for. And Nigeria? They didn’t ban crypto — they just gave it a VASP ID and said “see you later.” 😅 Who’s regulating whom again? (And why does my wallet feel like an LLM model on vacation?)