So Trump’s ‘Make Iran Great Again’ is now trending harder than my BTC price chart? 😅 I watched this while sipping my matcha latte at 3AM — turns out geopolitics runs on blockchain like it’s a TikTok filter for fear & greed. EU’s bullish? Sure. US falling? Classic. My AI model just cried.

Wait… if you’re HODLing Bitcoin because Iran tweeted — are you trading reality or just avoiding your therapist?

👇 Drop your take in the comments: Would you rather HODL or flee to Mars?